So, as I have made abudently clear, I go to public school and this year I will be starting High School. And I am fucking scared; not the “OMIGOD I H0P3 THY LIK MEH!” scared, I mean scared of my physical and mental health. Why am I scared? What possible reason could I have for having fear instilled in me by High Schoolers? Just to name a few,
1. The last day of school a girl got raped on campus during school hours.
2. Twelve Juggalos celebrated getting out of Juvanile detention by beating up an Iraqi exchange student, breaking his collar bone and several ribs. None of them were arrested.
3. I am gonna be stuck with the rest of the gangs in my town, as compared to only having to deal with half the gangs in my old school; I usually aren’t scared of thugs but these guys punched my friend’s two front teeth out for spreading a youtube video. They got fifty hours of community service.
So yeah, being trapped in a government bunker for eight hours with these lunatics ain’t my cup of fuckin’ tea!
“But Danny!” you say, “They need an education just like you!”
And I respond, “I’m already paying their welfare checks, do I have to give you money to drop out of High School AND be your punching bag?” The answer should be no, but that of course will change within the presidential election, as I have heard that Barack Obama ( being the bastard he is) is going to publisize College. Way to fucking go, Mr. Obama, we might as well fucking subsidize Girls Gone WIld. Eventually we won’t even be able to make the goddamned dumb assess drop out, we’ll just have to let the retarded, violent, irresponsible savages be a fucking CEO of Boeing because “Everyone deserves a chance,” EVERYONE GETS A CHANCE, WE DON’T NEED TO MAKE EVERYONE ELSE SUFFER TO GET THEM TO USE IT!
Tags: angry, Barack Obama, Boeing, everyone gets a chance, high school, Juggalos, mental breakdown, personal responsibility, public schools, punching bag, Punk, violence
